Sunday, December 20, 2009

rules on the road

hey buddy. guess what?? today's post is about rules and regulations on the road.
hell yeah! it's pain at the ass if you guys ever encounter drivers who drive recklessly on the road. it's like the load is bapak lu punya lo... lets pray that none of us like this.

do know that, if you're holding or grasping hands on the steering or handle bars, make sure you realize that you're in dangerous and hazardous situation. anything that goes with speed can kill. even a small rock being thrown to an animal seems painful to be watched. see?

okay, here are the rules and with all respect, i need your attentions here!

1) keep in mind that you're RESPONSIBLE for the souls you're carrying on your shoulders. whether you notice or not lives are not playable toy. it can't be bought in shops in any currencies. if you're driving or riding alone, always remember that you're carrying your own soul!

2) for a certain reason, don't use a high beam light at night unless necessary. yes i really mean it. use it only when it is confirmed that there's no vehicles at the front. if you can't really see at night or the images are blur about 50 meters, it recommended that you don't drive at all. because if you use high beam light where there is a vehicle in front of you, don't you think there front driver endured an explosive blind lights when he/she looks at the back-view mirror, plus the two side mirrors. in this case, i would advise the drivers out there to try to imagine that you're in the front driver's shoes. annoying isn't it? well, don't do that if you don't what the same thing happens to you dear reader. what you give you get back, no?

3) do you agree that when vehicle at the back is tailgating you for some goddamn time, you have to bear in mind that PLEASE give way for the back vehicle to pass by. it is also an important task to do so when you see the signals are on from the back vehicle. it is totally a waste of time for the likes of you who don't know this simple and vital sense of safe driving. i have to let this out because a friend of mine don't know this simple rule. get it remembered will you, dear readers?

4)signals. oh my goodness, this is a big issue, way too subjective. but, the most important things here is that, always, always, and ALWAYS turn on the signals when you're heading sideways, i mean, if you turn to a junction. an extreme loathe will accumulate to the driver at the back where the front cars suddenly decelerate to turn left/right.
and again the signals is a must task for every circumstances of heading the other road or junctions. in the case of you, a driver who wants to get to the other road, imaginations needed here, so please imagine for just 5 secs, you want to get to right, note that you're not moving just coming from a junction (green car) and you want to get to the lane of the blue car, its bothersome if you see the car(brownish colored) at your right suddenly turn left (at brown car's point of view) without displaying a signal. again, madafaka them all.

that's how it is, there is a lot to touch on actually, but i'm short of idea now. will be back on the next post probably. last advice, don't do driving if you're sleepy and if the sleeping remedy is more attractive and valuable than your souls. sleepy head's driving is dangerous, remember you'll sleep forever if you take it for granted.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

tarak kucak!

Selang beberapa hari yang lepas, aku bersama ayah pergi memburu ayam hutan di kebun yang terletak tidak jauh dari Rengit. Lebih tepat lagi, di Parit Besar. Kami bertolak dengan menaiki motorsikal Kriss berwarna hijau kepunyaan keluargaku dan kereta Fiat Punto berwarna kelabu asap. Selepas Asar, lebih kurang satu jam lepas masuk waktu, kami berdua pergilah memburu dengan harapan akan membawa pulang hasil yang diidam-idamkan.

Untuk pengetahuan semua, ayah memang mempunyai lesen senjata api yang sah di sisi undang-undang. Tujuannya adalah untuk menjaga kebun yang dimiliki daripada binatang-binatang liar di hutan berdekatan. Tetapi, selalunya, kami berdua akan ke kebun untuk memburu ayam hutan. Mengapa ayam hutan? Sebab ayam hutan sangat sedap dimakan, lemak dia tak bertepu, kalau makan dijamin tidak gemuk kerana ayam hutan tidak disuntik dengan ubat-ubat tumbesaran yang menyebabkan lemak-lemak tepu berkumpul di tubuh manusia. Lagi-lagi kalau dimasak kicap. Uish, sedapnya tidak terkata. Tetapi jika tak berminat untuk masak kicap, goreng pun dah sedap dimakan. Itu kalau sebut tentang keenakkan dagingnya. Untuk membezakan antara ayam biasa dengan ayam hutan, lihat pada telinganya. Ayam hutan mempunyai telinga berwarna putih seperti gambar di bawah.


Di kesempatan ini, aku nak kongsi dengan pembaca-pembaca budiman sekalian. Ini adalah kisah benar dari pengalaman aku yang sering memburu di kebun dan hutan.

Part 1
Kereta yang ayah aku bawak ada senapang di dalamnya, bila tiba di tempat yang dituju, ayah aku pun berhenti dekat kawasan berdekatan, kami berdua naik motorsikal membonceng. Kereta takkan nak masuk hutan kan? Aku bonceng ayah aku dan kami berdua pun pergi jauh ke melalui jalan tanah yang dipenuhi rumput-rumput yang liar tumbuh.

Part 2
Ayah aku suruh sama-sama tengok sekeliling jika ternampak kelibat ayam hutan, di kiri dan kanan. Aku tanpa banyak soal, menolong melihat sekeliling sambil membawa motorsikal dengan cermat melalui jalan yang bengkang-bengkok. Jika diperhatikan betul-betul ada kesan-kesan cakaran ayam di tepi-tepi pokok kelapa sawit, dan ini menandakan ayam hutan tidak berada jauh di kawasan cakaran itu.

Part 3
Tiba-tiba ayahku melompat dari motor sambil berlari ke satu kawasan celah-celah pokok sawit. Sambil meniti dengan langkah yang cermat, dan mengacu ke sasaran yang tepat, poooommm~!! ayah aku melepaskan satu das tembakan ke arah ayam hutan, dan tembakan itu tepat mengena di badan ayam tersebut, dengan pantas aku berlari setelah meletakkan motorsikal dengan baik membawa pisau rambo menuju ke arah ayam hutan yang bertarung nyawa setelah terkena tembakan. Dengan lafaz bismallah dan selawat ke atas nabi, ayahku menyembelih ayam hutan tersebut. Alhamdulillah, rezeki untuk hari ini.

Part 4
Aktiviti ini berlanjutan sehingga kami menemui ayam kedua, dan disembelih serta dimasukkan kedua-duanya ke dalam karung guni yang dibawa bersama di dalam bakul motorsikal. Tetapi, lain pula halnya dengan buruan ke 3 kami. Selepas sedas tembakan dilepaskan, dan disaksikan dengan 2 pasang mata, kami yakin bahawa ia tepat mengenai buruan ke 3 ini. Aku nampak ayam tu terbang sekejap tetapi jatuh ke tanah selang beberapa saat. Aku sekali lagi, berlari dengan pantas membawa pisau supaya ayam itu segera disembelih. Kalau lambat, dan ayam tu mati ditembak, ia jadi bangkai. Pelik, setibanya aku ditempat yang aku pasti ayam tu jatuh, aku dan ayah aku terpinga-pinga kerana ayam tu tiada. Dekat mana sebenarnya ayam tu? Aku pandang sekeliling dan pastikan betul-betul kerana ia pasti berada berdekatan. Tetapi, hampa menjelma kerana memang tiada langsung kesan ayam ditembak berada berdekatan. Tanpa membuang masa, kami meneruskan perjuangan mencari rezeki dengan harapan yang tidak kesampaian kerana buruan ke 3 ghaib tanpa kesan.

Part 5
Masa hampir menunjukkan pukul 7.00 malam, kami pun beransur keluar dari kebun dan singgah sebentar di perigi untuk mencabut bulu dan membersihkan 2 ekor ayam buruan supaya senang mak menyiangnya nanti. Kami pun balik setelah siap.

Aku bukan selalu sangat berjumpa dengan perkara-perkara macam ni, tapi tiap-tiap kali kami memburu, boleh dikatakan selalu juga bersua dengan perkara macam ini. Ditembak tepat, bila tiba tiada. Apakah?

Sunday, November 15, 2009

straying data

it's drawing near to an end,
beginning to a something new,
something far beyond my expectations,
hope i can still have the massive guts to hold and combat all the things lies beyond the future,

honestly, i don't feel like i am so into the future,
i am a man of present, am i?

things changed dramatically in the pasts, way too much, until i realized that i was a fool back then. but now, i won't let any those of you who had severely deceived me. oh man, it was really painful and stretched a long hatred mark written down on my heart.

so called friendship is no longer holds on its purposes of helping each other, be there when one's needed it, standing side-by-side not leading or holding back from one another, come with new solutions if there's unexpected difficulty. be friendly with me dear?

i won't need to be friend with one who cannot hold his promises, what one says to others are all some sort of lies to conceal the unpredictable truth within.

i don't need the medication to cure all the pains endured,
i don't want all the comfy words from your mouth anymore,
i don't have all it takes for you to judge me as what you thing i am,
i don't let any of your cats to be out of the bags, i really MEAN it,
i don't have any of the intentions to be the good one if front of everyone's eyes.

all i want is nothing much! a true heart speaks its own ways. think for that for a second.

seriously, it's a breathtaking prolonged period of doom of becoming a so called good person.
one man's perceptions are way too subjective to be discussed here, one's perceptions of good is another man's perceptions of lying.

oh god, media plays it role on a tremendous track, it happens that everything good turns to be evil and the other way around. i now have my eyes opened through the world. experience shapes me to be the one i wanted to be. no such things as mind-straying stories could be able to swap away my mind over the right things nor inspire me to go on evil roads.

please, if media has moved on its own ways of mind-controlling people, STOP from being not who you are. a lot and lots of stories have been made fake. but why i still trust you until the very end of a beginning something new?

the way your speak your mind has always been a confusion to my mind and my heart. it always be, obviously, what you tell me does not reflect any of your ideas. i really hope that, though it's almost clock out, i have able to tell you the truth minds of me telling you all the lies that you have drawn on my hearts. i kept it all long ago. accumulated on a mountain of very high that you barely see with naked eyes, as if it is almost touch the blue sky.

**** you?! <---- readers, are you able to interpret what's going on here? nope? guess what?
what you think it is, it is not!



no pain no gain, cheers to all
long last pain never regain
hopefully it won't hold me back again
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